That headline, as weird as it may sound, is totally and completely serious. And there's photographic evidence to back it up.
You see, what happened was that Pamela Anderson was at the Vancouver Canucks game Thursday night and she ... well ... took some liberties with the mascot. I mean jeez, that's some serious tongue. And that's one seriously lucky orca whale. From time to time we've all made some bad decisions. Nonetheless, I think it's safe to say that hooking up with a guy in a furry whale suit takes the cake. It's at least the funniest, I would say.
Not that I pay much attention to celebrity gossip, but the good ol' Wikipedia tells me that Anderson married Rick Salomon, of he-used-to-date-Paris-Hilton fame a few months ago. I can't believe I'm saying it, but right now I would not want to be Salomon. I mean, if your girl is cheating on you with another guy that's one thing. It's not good at all, but you know how to handle the situation. You can simply dump her or if you want to make a scene, grab your buddies and go beat the tar out of the guy. But this ... This is an NHL mascot hooking up with your girl. There's no blueprint to tell you how to deal with this one. I guess just hope that she doesn't get scurvy or something. Ew.