Things you will not see in the Spring Training Dugout for the Seattle Mariners include:

Jokes about Starbucks
Jokes about rain/rainfall
Jokes about grunge style music
Mario showing up and ending folks

Things you will see in the Spring Training Dugout for the Seattle Mariners include:

Erik Bedard (frown)
probably that joke about the The Rime of the Ancient Mariner that we've used for like four years
everything else you see after the jump

The Dugout

	Online Host HoistByHisOwnBedard has entered the chatroom!
	HoistByHisOwnBedard: Hey guys, sorry I'm late, the only transportation out of Baltimore was a covered wagon and I had to shoot a bunch of buffalo and ford some rivers to get here. /discards like 500 pounds of meat
	HoistByHisOwnBedard: You know Sidney Ponson from Minnesota has been fitted with robotic armor and is chasing after some of the runaway O's rookies to kill them? Man, I think I'd have to read a hell of a lot more than I do now to understand Baltimore.
	HoistByHisOwnBedard: I mean, I enjoyed my time there, but everybody spoke Spanish and I'm Canadian so I didn't really fit in as well as I wanted to.
	HoistByHisOwnBedard: So! Anyway... hey guys, what's up! :)




	HoistByHisOwnBedard: uh, gateway... christmas tree... stick figure with penis, something that looks like a bug zapper...
	HoistByHisOwnBedard: what's going on


	HoistByHisOwnBedard: I'm sorry, do either of you speak English? I know that's terribly xenophobic and I could speak to you in my native language, but I don't know how much you know about Barry Melrose
	Suzuki: we speak engulish
	HoistByHisOwnBedard: wait really
	Stutterin'_Ken_Jima: yes, very little /motions with fingers
	Suzuki: only basic phrases to help survive american basuball
	HoistByHisOwnBedard: Really? Like what?
	Suzuki: "baseball been berry berry good to me"
	HoistByHisOwnBedard: d'oohhhhhhuh
	ChocolateMoose: What was that you were saying about Barry Melrose?
	HoistByHisOwnBedard: /eyes light up
	Online Host ChocolateMoose and HoistByHisOwnBedard have left the chatroom.
	Stutterin'_Ken_Jima: puhrease give to me the stearoid
	Suzuki: viva ra dominicana