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Ironically, Mourinho also said this:
"I still feel Chelsea is a part of me, I'll have Chelsea in my heart forever. I left and for five months you couldn't get a bad word from me in relation to the club and you cannot do it in the future too."
Yes, he used to love them, but he has to kill them. Fantastic. Someone needs throw that G'n'R disc in the karaoke machine for the Special One's next "I'm on Setanta Sports" appearance.
Depending on what day of the week it is, the rumor mil has put Mourinho with Italian clubs A.C. Milan and Juventus or Spanish powerhouses Barcelona and Real Madrid. Milan and Madrid were both eliminated from the Champions League earlier this week, so bet on one of those clubs coming for Mourinho first. If it's Madrid, bet on Didier Drogba to follow the Portugeezer there.
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