Second baseman Kaz Matsui will visit a specialist in Houston today to discuss a course of treatment for an ongoing problem with hemorrhoids.Not just hemorrhoids ... an ongoing problem with hemorrhoids.
I want to laugh, but I feel pretty bad for Kaz. On top of the discomfort that he must be in, I'm sure his teammates are going to be giving him a hard time it when he gets back from the specialist. I mean, how often does a baseball player go out with a hemorrhoid problem? This seems as weird to me as the time Ozzie Smith missed a bunch of games with chicken pox.