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As part of our season preview, FanHouse asked bloggers from around the internet to write a poem previewing their team's upcoming season in a series entitled MLB Poetry Previews. It's like high school English class, except about baseball!
For today's poem, we remain in house and wonder: Why in tarnation did the D-Backs extend Randy Johnson's contract?!
The D-Backs are obsessed with Big Randy
Who once was a champ and quite handy
Now he's busted his back
And might not be on track
But who needs to pitch when the checks are so dandy?
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