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The Melbourne Demons turn 150 years old this year, and they're celebrating by being the absolute worst team in the Australian Football League. They lost their first two games by an average of 99.5 points, and going into this weekend's match with the defending champion Geelong Cats, Demons coach Dean Bailey had one goal for his team -- being competitive. Clearly, he believed that if he said it enough times, he would make it true.
He almost did, actually. Geelong defeated Melbourne by only 30 points. Maybe for his next press conference, Bailey should say "Win" 27 times.
(H/T: Jeff Wortman of The Footy Wrap)
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