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When you're Roger Clemens, and you're (allegedly!) in love with then-15-year-old country music star Mindy McCready, you spare no expense. Impressing 15-year-olds isn't easy; it's always "I'm fat" this, and "my lack of self-doubt is crippling" that. You've got to keep them moving, man! Keep them engaged! Keep them ... partying with Monica Lewinsky!Sources say that when McCready, now 32, and Clemens were together, there was barely any friction between them. The two were known to take lavish trips to Las Vegas and New York. One time, McCready attended a Yankees game at the Stadium and jokingly donned a catcher's mask near the home dugout. During another Big Apple excursion, the two holed up in the trendy SoHo Grand and later partied with Monica Lewinsky and Michael Jordan.See? Now that's how you keep an underage, illegal relationship thriving. It's all about the attention. The celebrities. Dating 15-year-olds isn't just a psychologically complex, culturally driven phenomenon eating at the blurry lines of common sexual mores. It's hard work.
Plus, if you're worried about improving self-esteem, hanging out with Lewinsky is like hitting the motherlode. Literally.
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