Andrew Bynum's Back on His Feet

Everyone in Lakerland says Andrew Bynum will not likely suit up this postseason, or at least not anytime soon. You'll be glad to hear he has not been quarantined to a hyperbaric chamber or anything, though. A Santa Rosa (Calif.) Press Democrat blogger (via Bruins Nation) reports Bynum was in good spirits at a recent UCLA frat party, where Drew danced and high-fived Lakers fans.

Bynum walked out of the hall, down a flight of stairs, and into the center of the dance floor, where he danced with the two girls. I don't know what this means about the state of his knee, or if he'll be able to play for the Lakers this post-season. But I do know that he can walk down stairs and dance to fast paced hip hop.

So if he can't post up Carlos Boozer/Luis Scola, at least he could get in a routine with the Laker girls? Yeah? The link above has a few completely mild photos of Drew being tall and sweating a little bit in a packed hall. Apologies (not really) to those expecting some Leinart action.

Oh, and hey Bissinger! The above report, a hard-hitting story about a 20-year-old basketball player at a frat party which included photos? It was published on the website of the Santa Rosa Press Democrat, a newspaper owned by the New York Times, which is a newspaper you contributed to just this month. The whole world's a piece of (expletive), yeah?