Rolando McClain Is Not Good at Motorcycling

WEEEEE, this seems like an exceptionally good and safe idea. Have I mentioned I've only had this thing for like two hours? I must be good at motorcycling, boy howdy, what do you mean "watch out for the ground"?

Alabama linebacker Rolando McClain is the latest athlete to come in for a round of media clucking after bashing himself in a motorcycle incident:

Alabama coach Nick Saban said linebacker Rolando McClain was involved in a motorcycle accident but sustained only minor injuries.

The sophomore was released from a hospital in his hometown of Decatur after the accident Thursday.

Cue the usual "I can't believe this guy could be so stupid" muttering from concerned citizens, but more important around these parts is how sucky McClain is at riding a motorcycle. He got in an accident Thursday, right? Guess when he bought the motorcycle?

A friend who was with the player moments before the accident told The Decatur Daily that McClain had bought the motorcycle earlier Thursday.

Rolando McClain + shiny new motorcycle + matter of hours = road pizza.

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