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NBA Frankenstein: Marreese Speights

Jun 19, 2008 – 11:00 AM
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Tom Ziller

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FanHouse's NBA Frankenstein, in which we describe how draft prospects were created. Introducing: future Biathalon medalist Marreese Speights.



Liner notes: Evidence of simply outrageous production in college ball; guidebook to Dunedin, New Zealand; Famke Janssen's personnel file at the Rotterdam T.G.I.Friday's; the ChemCraft No. 5A Chemistry Set (hydrogen sulfide for days!); a bootleg Pantera show from '85; all the Harry Potter slash fanfic you can handle.

Photos by Getty Images. Assemblage by Ziller.

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