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The idea of purchasing a Larry Bird Replica Mustache is nothing if not intriguing. I would wear that little plastic fake fur strip a lot, to be honest and ... oh. I see. It's not fake. Someone is actually selling their real mustache hair on EBay. Go on.
Sadly, Larry Bird's mustache is no more, however, you can have the next best thing...a PERFECT REPLICA GROWN SPECIFICALLY FOR THE 2008 NBA CHAMPIONSHIP. This mustache was worn during each grueling playoff game, being treated with the highest degree of care (shampooed/conditioned daily, trimmed weekly.)Inexplicably, the mustache (the real hair off someone's lip!!!) is currently selling for $5.50. Un-real. Of course, it was at $0.99 before Hot Clicks ran with it this morning, so fur-man, you can thank Jimmy Traina for that extra coin you're pocketing.
Winner will have the option of receiving the mustache by one of two methods:
1) Shaved off with an electric trimmer and inserted into a plastic, sandwich bag.
2) Waxed off, keeping the shape and integrity of the mustache intact (recommended)
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