LOOK: Amazing Underwater Photos Of Dogs
Best In Show Winner Declared
It's not quite Jonathan Papelbon in a Rastafarian wig doing "Blame it on the Rain," but the rap war between Ozzie Guillen's South Side Guys and Lou "Big Sweet" Piniella's North Side Guys has reached critical mass. Condescending insults have been the norm, but now the rivalry has lead to threats of physical violence. This has got to stop. Somebody needs to step in and regulate. Can't we all just get along?This morning, we hope to get inside the mentality of these gangster rappers and come to some societal conclusions, and though we don't have the hilarious narrator from The History Channel's "Gangland" ("One day, he was leaving a Church's Chicken! when several Crips members surprised him") but we're doing the best with what we have.
Today's jump is real, naw'mean, after the jump. Ya feel me?
The Dugout
 |
OzzieOzzieOzzie: I'm a South Side Guy! |
|---|---|
 |
PiniellaOnTheDonkey: I KNOW, I CAN TELL! |
|
OzzieOzzieOzzie: What's that mean? You can go to [hoooonk] |
|
PiniellaOnTheDonkey: WE PLAY DAY BALL AT ADDISON AND CLARK |
|
OzzieOzzieOzzie: At 35th and Shields, we ballin' after dark! |
|
PiniellaOnTheDonkey: SPARKS WILL FLY FROM OUR CUBBIE BATS |
|
OzzieOzzieOzzie: You remind me of Minnesota Fats! |
|
PiniellaOnTheDonkey: I'M A NORTH SIDE GUY! |
|
OzzieOzzieOzzie: I don't know why I'm even on this track, y'all northsidas ain't even on my level. I'm going to let my little homies ride on you, bitch made ass Chicago Cubs bitches |
 |
WordUpThome: GET OUT THE WAY YO GET OUT THE WAY YO LOU PINIELLA JUST GOT DROPPED |
|
WordUpThome: LITTLE MOVE PASS THE MIC AND LET ME HIM HIM IN HIS BACK FRANK WHITE NEEDS TO GET SPANKED PROPERLY FOR SETTING TRAPS |
|
PiniellaOnTheDonkey: FRANK WHITE PLAYED FOR THE ROYALS |
|
WordUpThome: PEEP HOW WE DO IT, KEEP IT REAL THE PENITENTIARY STEEL, THIS AINT NO FREESTYLE BATTLE |
|
PiniellaOnTheDonkey: WHO SHOT YA |
|
WordUpThome: WHEN |
|
PiniellaOnTheDonkey: MOB TIES LIKE SINATRA, PERUVIANS TRIED TO DO ME IN, I AIN'T PAID THEM YET |
 |
lumberjacks_kerrywood: Think you big time? F***kin' with the Chicago Cubs? You gonna die big time! Here come the pain! |
|
OzzieOzzieOzzie: Black and blue, that's what you're gonna be! |
|
PiniellaOnTheDonkey: OH YEAH IT'S THE CROSSTOWN RIVAL-RY! |
|
**Online Host** offer ends 6/30/08 |
|
|
WordUpThome: YOU'RE LOOKIN AT THE FRIDGE I'M THE ROOKIE |
|
WordUpThome: I MAY BE LARGE BUT I'M NO DU |
|
WordUpThome: DUMB COOKIE |
|
OzzieOzzieOzzie: You can stop now, the commercial is over. |
|
WordUpThome: BUT I'VE GOT SO MUCH LEFT TO SPIT |
Honduras Prison Fire Kills At Least 300 Inmates
Santorum Called Himself A 'Progressive Conservative' In 1990
Source: Michigan Governor To Endorse Romney
Relintless: Knicks Run Winning Streak To Seven Games
WATCH: MSNBC Host's Extremely Harsh Attack On Santorum
Actress In Controversial China Political Ad Apologizes
Payroll Tax Deal Would Allow Drug Testing, Reduce Unemployment To 73 Weeks [UPDATE]
Rick Santorum's Wife Sued Doctor For $500,000 In 1999
Texas Primary Thrown Into Chaos
Montana Supreme Court Collides With U.S. Supreme Court Over Citizens United
'Son Of Detroit' Romney Tools Around Michigan In Car Manufactured In Canada
GOP Blasts Obama Campaign Manager Over Controversial Tweet
WATCH: Lawrence O'Donnell Calls Out Ann Coulter
'Yes, I Am A Candidate'
Today's Economic Numbers Were Small But Tasty
Catholic Leadership Splinters Over Obama Birth Control Compromise
Florida Senate Votes Down Massive Expansion of Private Prisons
Obama 'Very Impressed' With Lin
Will Giving Alcoholics Booze Curb San Francisco's Homeless Problem?
Detroit Baffled By Romney
Mitt Romney Hits Back At Sarah Palin
Allen West Draws Fire From All Sides
WATCH: Jon Stewart Loses It Over Fox News Pundit Remarks
Walker Cancels On Obama, Claims Stomach Flu
PolitiFact Successfully Trolls Media With Rubio Ruling
