LOOK: Amazing Underwater Photos Of Dogs
Rick Santorum's Wife Sued Doctor For $500,000 In 1999
"It's your fault. It's all your fault."
Later, Willie, John, John, and not Ozzie. You were all bums.
The Dugout
| **Online Host** Welcome to Manager Chat! | |
 |
YippeeKaiYayOldBitch: what've you been up to? |
 |
CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Just dickin' around. Lotta TV and crap. You? |
|
YippeeKaiYayOldBitch: keepin' busy. scrapbookin'. clippin' coupons. lotsa scissor work. whatta' 'bout you john? |
 |
gibbon_and_receibon: Honestly? I've been whipping the tar out of my dog for three straight days. |
|
CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Jesus, dude. That's horrible. |
|
YippeeKaiYayOldBitch: yeah that's not cool man. |
|
gibbon_and_receibon: i mean...my wife. yeah, i've been bustin' up my old lady all weekend. she's so...weak...and defenseless and stuff... |
|
CoachRandolphAllTheFans: lol |
|
YippeeKaiYayOldBitch: lol nice |
 |
OzzieOzzieOzzie: What're you idiots doing? Shouldn't you be at the unemployment office? Or the **** ****ing office? You ****s. |
|
CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Yeah we'll see you there in a few weeks Ozzie. |
|
OzzieOzzieOzzie: What're you crazy? My boys are first in the division. I'm not going anywhere. |
|
YippeeKaiYayOldBitch: don't matter. you swear and yell too much. 'till you start actin' like a professional. |
|
OzzieOzzieOzzie: You think anyone gives a ****sack? I can say whatever I want as long as I'm winning games. ****, if we keep these North/South World Series hopes alive I can get away with anything. |
|
CoachRandolphAllTheFans: You lie. |
|
OzzieOzzieOzzie: Oh yeah? Hey buddy. C'mere. |
 |
SomeDude: sup |
|
OzzieOzzieOzzie: Hey is this coffee too hot? /dumps carafe on dude's face |
| **Online Host** SomeDude's skin is peeling off of his skull. His hair falls in soft clumps to the floor. | |
|
SomeDude: WHALAAAA GGAAAAHHDD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUU |
|
OzzieOzzieOzzie: cubs chisox world series |
|
SomeDude: aw dude that'd be sweet |
|
OzzieOzzieOzzie: Plus, I'm Latino. No way I don't play the race card and everyone knows that. |
|
CoachRandolphAllTheFans: Tried that, man. That's no good for anyone. |
|
OzzieOzzieOzzie: Because when a black dude complains about his race all people hear is "wha wha we were promised reparations and affirmative action isn't good enough wha wha wha" Do yourself a favor and invest in a sexy accent. |
|
CoachRandolphAllTheFans; This is why everyone hates you. |
|
OzzieOzzieOzzie: Also why everyone loves me. Like I give a ****. |
|
SomeDude: bro can i get your autograph |
|
OzzieOzzieOzzie: /stomps burnt face |
|
CoachRandolphAllTheFans: lol |
|
YippeeKaiYayOldBitch: lol classic |
Santorum Called Himself A 'Progressive Conservative' In 1990
Congress Agrees On Payroll Tax Cut, Unemployment Extension
Honduras Prison Fire Kills At Least 300 Inmates
Relintless: Knicks Run Winning Streak To Seven Games
Source: Michigan Governor To Endorse Romney
WATCH: MSNBC Host's Extremely Harsh Attack On Santorum
Oklahoma Senate Approves 'Personhood' Bill
Santorum Releases Tax Returns
Canadian Businessman Convicted Of Raping woman In New York Hotel Room
Reddit Finally Bans Child Pornography Images
WATCH: Jon Stewart Loses It Over Fox News Pundit Remarks
Obama 'Very Impressed' With Lin
Mitt Romney Hits Back At Sarah Palin
Goldman CEO's Gay Rights Spokesman Title Comes Under Fire
Actress In Controversial China Political Ad Apologizes
'Son Of Detroit' Romney Tools Around Michigan In Car Manufactured In Canada
National Group Seeks To Shape Walker Recall Contest
Montana Supreme Court Collides With U.S. Supreme Court Over Citizens United
Florida Senate Votes Down Massive Expansion of Private Prisons
Catholic Leadership Splinters Over Obama Birth Control Compromise
Will Giving Alcoholics Booze Curb San Francisco's Homeless Problem?
Today's Economic Numbers Were Small But Tasty
