Here we see Astros pitcher Shawn Chacon using his secondary finisher, the Western Lariat, to finish off Dodger Russell Martin back in May. Who knew that the guy was a big enough star to get put into an abusive authority figure storyline?

B gets a gift from a God concerned with him having good material and Ed Wade takes a SICK BUMP~! as MLB becomes DVDR in today's Dugout, after the jump.

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	Online Host Welcome to the Houston Astros Mess Hall Chatroom!
	ChaconOfSilence: /sits down at table hell yeah Wednesday, square pizza rules
	AbercrombieAndPitch: you know i heard that the yankees have a mac donalds in their stadium
	ChaconOfSilence: noo wayyy
	AbercrombieAndPitch: yes way, a friend of mine plays for the yankees and he told me about it, they have a mac donalds and a subway
	i_crapped_my_hunterpence: nuh uh, who is your friend on the yankees
	AbercrombieAndPitch: you don't know him
	ChaconOfSilence: yeah right just like the time you said your dad worked for Midway out in California an' was working on Mortal Kombat 6! And there isn't even a Mortal Kombat 5 yet!
	AbercrombieAndPitch: he does so! Noob Saibot has a fatality where he turns into a gorilla and kills you! and this one's got "nude-alities!"
	i_crapped_my_hunterpence: shut up Reg', yer full of it! Reg' an Jeet, best of friends!
	Online Host EdWadeScissorhands has entered the chatroom.
	EdWadeScissorhands: Shawn, you need to come with me to the office.
	ChaconOfSilence: for what I don't wanna go to the office and hang with you and Mr. Cooper. You can tell me whatever you've got to tell me right here.
	EdWadeScissorhands: Oh, you want me to tell you right here?
	ChaconOfSilence: yeah!
	EdWadeScissorhands: That's the last time, Chacon. That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it all away on some punk like you.
	EdWadeScissorhands: But someday when you're outta here and you've forgotten all about this place and they've forgotten all about you, and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I'm gonna be there.
	EdWadeScissorhands: That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living shit out of you. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt.
	ChaconOfSilence: you threatening me? Ed, you need to stop yelling at me. You better stop yelling at me!
	EdWadeScissorhands: Don't mess with the bulls, young man. You'll get the horns.
	ChaconOfSilence: /fumes
	EdWadeScissorhands: Just take the first shot. I'm begging you, take a shot. Just one hit. Come on, that's all I need, just one swing...
	EdWadeScissorhands: That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd. Look in the mirror! You're a-
	EdWadeScissorhands: gurrrkkk
	ChaconOfSilence: RRRRRRR RRRRRRRRAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
	Online Host ChaconOfSilence has CHOKESLAMMED EdWadeScissorhands through the mess hall table.
	ChaconOfSilence: RAAAAAAH /raises open hand
	ChaconOfSilence: /looks down /looks around
	i_crapped_my_hunterpence: holy schnikies you just nodawa otoshi'd the general manager
	ChaconOfSilence: oh crap what did I do what do I do
	AbercrombieAndPitch: try to pin him, i think that makes you hardcore champion
	ChaconOfSilence: uh, okay I guess /lateral press
	Online Host 1, 2, 3
	ChaconOfSilence: okay, what did that do for me
	i_crapped_my_hunterpence: not a lot, bro, you're pretty much F'd in the A
	AbercrombieAndPitch: hahaha that was straight-up awesome tho

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