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With Trent Guy being shot outside a night club, and JuJuan Spillman being arrested (again) for dui/marijuana possession/concealed weapon, it's time to call in the professionals. And I'm not talking about counselors and security chiefs. We've gone well past all conventional approaches. What this team needs is a complete karma makeover.
Steve Kragthorpe's phone rings....
Hello...
DUDE!!! IT'S TY PENNINGTON!!Who?...TY PENNINGTON FROM EXTREME HOME MAKEOVER! WHAT'S UP BRAAAAH?
Oh God. Look Ty, things aren't going well around here. I don't know what you want, but I'm real busy. Could you call back some other time?
DUUUUUUDE!!!! THAT'S WHY I CALLED! I'VE GOT THIS IDEA I WANNA THROW AT YA!TY! QUIT FREAKING SHOUTING!!!!CHILL, BRAAAAH! THIS IS HOW I ALWAYS TALK!ANYWAY, I WANNA DO THIS SPIN-OFF OF HOME MAKEOVER CALLED....WAIT FOR IT....EXTREME KARMA MAKEOVER!........HELLO?.... STEVE?Is this a joke?WOW! SOUNDS LIKE I GOT HERE JUST IN TIME!I HOOKED UP WITH THIS RIGHTEOUS SHAMAN THAT IS GOING TO TURN YOUR KARMA AROUND, BRAAAH!
Hello Mr. Steve. I want you to listen to me. I can help you with all these evil spirits wrecking your life.YEAH? WELL I WANT YOU AND MR. ESPRESSO TO GO JUMP OFF A FREAKING CLIFF!This is what I'm talking about, Mr. Steve. If we don't act soon, I see terrible things in your future.DUUUDE! WHAT'D I TELL YA! IS SHE AWESOME OR WHAT?.......DUDE?LOOK BRAAAH, WE ALREADY CLEARED IT WITH BIG DADDY JURICH! HE SAID IF YOU DON'T GO ALONG YOU MIGHT AS WELL PACK YOUR STUFF AND HEAD BACK TO TULSA!God. ......Someone shoot me already! (slams the phone down)Photos courtesy of Getty Images
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