Dousing Your Teammate's Daughter in Beer Is Not Something You Want to Do on Camera

Getting an All Star bid, especially when it's an upset win over David Wright in a fan vote off, is a reason to celebrate. And one of the ways that baseball players traditionally celebrate is by dousing each other in champagne. Or, if you're in Milwaukee, thick frothy ale and melted cheese.

So naturally, when Corey Hart won the National League's extra All Star bid, his teammates bumrushed the podium and drenched him in beer. The problem: he was holding his small daughter in his arms the entire time. As Awful Announcing said, these guys might "take some heat" for this one.

Because, really, it's all fun and games until small children get drunk by osmosis. And it's not like his daughter was hiding -- she's sitting there in bright, contrasting colors on his lap. Slam on the freaking brakes, people.

Seriously, someone on the Brewers is going to have to answer for this. The organization can really only hope it was all Ned Yost's idea.

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