New York Stripper, Clearly a Solid Source of Straight Truth, Calls A-Rod an 'Amazing Lover'

The beauty of a celebritized situation as attractive to the general masses of society, like the Alex Rodriguez - Madonna ongoing business, is that everyone gets to weigh in. Drive a cab in NYC? Sure thing. Random person on the street? Why not.

Stripper by occupation who has allegedly had sex with A-Rod twice already? Well, we definitely want to hear from you. We think.

"If it's true Madonna has sampled Alex's charms, then she'll know what I mean when I say she's a lucky lady," Candice Houlihan told the [News of the World in London].

"And if not, then I can tell her he is the most amazing lover she'll ever have and she should give it a whirl."

"I truly believe there is rarely no smoke without fire," she told the paper. "If anyone can lure a woman away from her husband, it's Alex."

It just kills me the way Ms. Houlihan drops the smoke/fire line like it's some theologically mind-blowing revolution that Alex Rodriguez, owner of more than $125 million, can get women if he wants to.

I can't say I blame her; even if A-Rod could easily refute this rumor, the public probably won't care to hear any of it as long C-Rod is revving up the divorce proceedings with allegations of extramarital affairs, so it makes for pretty good publicity. For any gentlemen that may be interested in visiting the same stripper as A-Rod allegedly did.

Also: For future reference, Ms. Houlihan, the phrase "amazing lover" dropped in a public setting is kind of gross. Unless you're Will Ferrell in a hot tub.

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NEW YORK - JULY 15: American League All-Stars Alex Rodriguez #13 and Derek Jeter #2 of the New York Yankees walk off the field during the 79th MLB All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium on July 15, 2008 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

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NEW YORK - JULY 15: American League All-Stars Derek Jeter #2 and Alex Rodriguez #13 of the New York Yankees walk off the field during the 79th MLB All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium on July 15, 2008 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Chris McGrath/Getty Images)

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NEW YORK - JULY 15: American League All-Star Alex Rodriguez #13 of the New York Yankees is greeted by Carlos Guillen #9 of the Detroit Tigers after being pulled from the game during the 79th MLB All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium on July 15, 2008 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Chris McGrath/Getty Images)

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NEW YORK - JULY 15: American League All-Star Alex Rodriguez #13 of the New York Yankees leaves the game in the 5th inning during the 79th MLB All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium on July 15, 2008 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

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NEW YORK - JULY 15: American League All-Star Alex Rodriguez #13 of the New York Yankees walks back to the dugout after striking out during the 79th MLB All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium on July 15, 2008 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Chris McGrath/Getty Images)

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New York Yankees' Alex Rodriguez, of the American League team, fields a ground ball by St. Louis Cardinals' Albert Pujols, of the National League team, during the second inning of the Major League Baseball All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium in New York on Tuesday, July 15, 2008. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)

New York Yankees' Alex Rodriguez, of the American League team, fields a ground ball by St. Louis Cardinals' Albert Pujols, of the National League team, in the first inning of the Major League Baseball All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium in New York on Tuesday, July 15, 2008. (AP Photo/Julie Jacobson)

American League All-Stars Alex Rodriguez (L) and Derek Jeter (R) of the New York Yankees walk off the field together after the second inning of Major League Baseball's All-Star game at Yankee Stadium in New York, July 15, 2008. REUTERS/Ray Stubblebine (UNITED STATES)

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American League all-star third baseman Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees, fields a ball during the second inning of Major League Baseball's All-Star game at Yankee Stadium in New York, July 15, 2008. REUTERS/Ray Stubblebine (UNITED STATES)

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