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All it took was a visit to Michael Irvin's radio show, a little public contrition, temporary reinstatement, and a name change, and the endorsement deals have started rolling in for Dig Dug Jones. Suh-weet.
And he's even getting better at reading the cue cards! (Somebody used their one-year suspension to better themselves.) I would've loved to hear the Drivers Select marketing meeting where somebody pitches the "hey, why not have Pacman pimping cars?" idea.
That it got to this point is a testament to, well, I have no idea, but it's too bad Mr. Cousins of Ron Mexico wasn't around to suggest the line, "Payments so low, you could make it rain with the savings!" That could've really moved some inventory.
Jones is better than I expected, but he's still got a long way to go before he even approaches the excellence that is Eastern Motors.
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