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combat_chuck: me first

Chuck James
Shortly before the 2002 draft, Chuck broke both of his wrists while attempting to dive off of a roof and into a swimming pool.

While in college, Chuck was bitten by a copperhead, a venomous snake, and never sought medical treatment.

InuitPub: Dude...are you immortal?

combat_chuck: i don't know it never occurred to me

InuitPub: Well I mean, what kind of guy gets bitten by a venomous snake and just says "whatevs"

InuitPub: And even more fascinating is the idea of you actually jumping off a roof into a pool and breaking your wrists. You probably didn't hit the water if you broke your wrists, meaning you're incredibly lucky that you didn't also break all the teeth in your head, and your skull, and everything inside your skull.

HudsonHawk: Good point. You should hold your breath and see what happens.

combat_chuck: ok

wwhhhhhhhhp

/holds breath

HudsonHawk: I'll go next.

Tim Hudson
Hudson appeared on Food Network as a guest on the show Paula's Party

HudsonHawk: It's a Southern cuisine show, and it is absolutely disgusting.

HudsonHawk: While I was on, she made a "Georgia salad."

InuitPub: That doesn't sound so bad.

HudsonHawk: Well, okay. First she took some avocados and Romaine lettuce

HudsonHawk: Then she put them into a blender with 3 cups of cream cheese, broke open a bunch of Doritos 3-D snack chips, and filled them with the mixture.

HudsonHawk: Then she deep-fried them, doused them with maple syrup. And then she just ate them all. No utensils. She just stuck her face into the deep fryer. The paramedics called her by her first name.

InuitPub: eeeesh

InuitPub: OK, let's forget that happened.

Yunel Escobar
Escobar also told SI that he'd been benched on numerous occasions by coaches who questioned his loyalty to Fidel Castro. [4]

Sammonella: Whoa, neat! I didn't know that sort of Cold War police state was still going on!

InuitPub: "Neat"?

Sammonella: Well I mean, yeah! That stuff still happens? It's so retro!

InuitPub: I grew up in an impoverished Communist state and was the subject of unbearable scrutiny.

Sammonella: Like, straight from the 80s! Hey, do you guys still play with Transformers there? What about Garbage Pail Kids? Remember those?

InuitPub: I sailed to America on an improvised raft with a handful of individuals who wanted to kill me.

Sammonella: You know, you kind of look like Hispanic Rocky! In a way. Sorry if that's weird. I just have an eye for that sort of stuff o___0

Sammonella: Anyway, my turn!

Clint Sammons

External Links
Un Official Home of Clint Sammons

Sammonella: Neat! I have a fan site!

InuitPub: That is not a fan site. Someone's squatting on your domain, you moron.

combat_chuck: ack ack ackkkkk

/falls over dead

InuitPub: oh dear

What's our rotation looking like now?

HudsonHawk: Well, let's see. I'm injured, Smoltz is injured, Hampton's injured, Glavine's injured...we were probably going to call up Chuck, but now he's dead...

HudsonHawk: I don't know. You want to pitch?

InuitPub: Sure, what the hell.

HudsonHawk: /hands over game ball

InuitPub: /immediately fractures four vertebra, cracks both femurs, tears every hamstring in body, contracts glaucoma

InuitPub: /head falls off, remainder of body explodes