Jenn Sterger and Brett Favre: Taking Over New York in 2008 ... Together
That's right, Jets fans. The Jets want to make you happy people this offseason, so that you're more willing to be duped into paying ridiculous money for personal seat licenses. And they know exactly what you want. They know you've spent the last week saying to yourself, "Yeah, having Brett Favre is amazing, but there's one thing he's lacking -- large breasts." And in response, they present: Jenn Sterger.
Sterger, your quintessential "famous only for being hot" story, will be joining the team this year as "gameday host." Meaning the Jets will find ways to bombard you with her before the game and whenever there's a break in play, most likely via vapid prerecorded segments aimed at getting you to make noise or answer a trivia question.
Like Favre, Sterger will play the role of Southerner trying to adapt to metropolitan life. She promises sass. Because sass is a New Jersey staple.
Far be it for me to criticize the Jets for interjecting some sex appeal into their Sunday experience -- I like looking at hot chicks, and if she's OK with me doing it so am I. Because, trust me, I've been to many Jets games in my day, and they could use some sex appeal to nullify the overwhelming bridge-and-tunnel crowd.