Tiger Woods Walks on Water; John Daly Is Not Impressed

Apparently, Hank Haney wasn't screwing around when he said Tiger Woods is doing just fine. Based on this ~~hidden video~~ EA Sports commercial pimping Tiger Woods '09, it looks like the world's best one-legged golfer is getting around swimmingly.

You Been Blinded's HG writes that Tiger's next miracle will include resurrecting David Duval's career. (There was some discussion about helping Michelle Wie win an LPGA event but that was deemed impossible).

Pretty impressive, I suppose, but John Daly can turn water into a beer helmet, a handful of tees into a pack of smokes, and five loaves of bread and two small fish into anything on the Cracker Barrel menu. Which, I guess, is why he's known as the "drinking man's Jesus."

Tiger On the Prowl

GRAND BLANC, MI - JUNE 27: A courtesy car is covered with an image of Tiger Woods during the second round at the Buick Open at Warwick Hills Country Club on June 27, 2008 in Grand Blanc, Michigan. (Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)

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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: (FILE PHOTO) Tiger Woods reacts to missing his birdie putt on the 19th hole of the playoff during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. Tiger Woods is to undergo reconstructive knee surgery and will miss the remainder of the 2008 season. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: (FILE PHOTO) Tiger Woods pitches out of a sandtrap as he takes his third shot on the ninth hole during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. According to reports on June 18, 2008 Woods will be out for the remainder of the season and will need further surgery on his left knee. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 15: (FILE PHOTO) Tiger Woods reacts to his birdie putt on the 18th green to force a playoff with Rocco Mediate during the final round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 15, 2008 in San Diego, California. According to reports on June 18, 2008 Woods will be out for the remainder of the season and will need further surgery on his left knee. (Photo by Ross Kinnaird/Getty Images)

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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: (FILE PHOTO) Tiger Woods reacts to missing his birdie putt on the 19th hole of the playoff during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. According to reports on June 18, 2008 Woods will be out for the remainder of the season and will need further surgery on his left knee. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: (FILE PHOTO) Tiger Woods reacts to missing his birdie putt on the 19th hole of the playoff during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. According to reports on June 18, 2008 Woods will be out for the remainder of the season and will need further surgery on his left knee. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: Tiger Woods pitches out of a sandtrap as he takes his third shot on the ninth hole during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

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SAN DIEGO - JUNE 16: Tiger Woods chips onto the green with his third shot on the 12th hole during the playoff round of the 108th U.S. Open at the Torrey Pines Golf Course (South Course) on June 16, 2008 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

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