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According to Chris Cooley's brother, Tanner, the Redskins' Pro Bowl tight end accidentally activated the OnStar machine and, well, unintentional hilarity ensued.
Not sure if Cooley knows that he was actually speaking to a voice-activated computer, but either way, this is priceless. First he pleads ("give me a chance to talk..."), then he begs ("main menu off ... OFF!), and then he gets belligerent ("You need to start understanding!").
Good times.
It could be worse, though; Cooley could be Hogs Haven's Skin Patrol: "I'd say that I argue with OnStar too (omgoose we're like totally the same except he's talented and I suck at life) except I don't even own a car anymore. That's how poor I am. I am poor and suck."
See, there's always somebody worse off than you.
Chris Cooley and OnStar Do Not Get Along
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