If you were wondering why the North Carolina Tar Heels came out so flat yesterday, it's because their pregame festivities got all screwed up. They were supposed to have a skydiver come out of nowhere (well, the sky actually) and deliver the game ball in the middle of Kenan Stadium. Problem is, he never showed up. Where was he? Kicking it at Duke's Wallace Wade Stadium in Durham.
Well, in fairness, it's hard to distinguish, especially with the cloud cover, between Durham and Chapel Hill. Or the football they play.
Via 850 the Buzz
Misdirected Skydiver Crashes Duke Football Opener Instead of Landing in Chapel Hill
Aug 31, 2008 – 12:27 PM
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