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Terrence Newman Rides a Roller Coaster for the First Time in His Life, Screams Like a Girl

Sep 3, 2008 – 7:35 PM
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I have no idea why Terrence Newman would invite the Dallas Morning News along to document his virgin roller coaster voyage, but I would like to thank him for doing so. (Click the photo below for the moving pictures hilarity.)


I now have a new favorite prayer: "Dear Baby Jesus -- dear 6-pound, 8-ounce Baby Jesus, don't let anything happen to me while I'm on Tony Hawk's ride. Please let me make it, dear Lord, please don't let me fall off this ride, dear Lord ... and we're going, dear Lord ... inJesusnameIprayamen."

And it looks like we also have an answer to the question: is Chris Henry the only player to wear his game jersey outside work? The biggest difference, I think, is that Newman didn't brandish a firearm while off-duty.
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