Natalie Gulbis Will Be On 'The Apprentice,' Forcing Me to Google 'The Apprentice'

There are exactly five television shows I watch religiously, and most have to deal with sports. I still tune in to "PTI," always catch "The Daily Show" and the "The Colbert Report" and, just like most males on this planet, blankly stare at "Sportscenter" in the morning as I pound through a bowl of ~~Special K~~ Fruity Pebbles. I'm also still one of those people that DVRs "Entourage", even though I don't think it's been good since before E bought his first suit.

Athletes on Reality TV Shows

Natalie Gulbis
"The Celebrity Apprentice"
The LPGA star will appear in the upcoming series "The Celebrity Apprentice."

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Monica Seles
"Dancing With the Stars"
The nine-time Grand Slam winner was eliminated in the first round.

Kelsey McNeal, ABC

Clyde Drexler
"Dancing With the Stars"
The former "Dream Team" member and his partner were the fourth couple eliminated in season four of the popular series.

James Sorenson, ABC

Mike Mizanin
"The Real World," "Real World/Road Rules Challenge," and "Fear Factor"
"The Miz" launched a wrestling career due in part to his confrontational and determined personality which was revealed in his various reality TV appearances.

Trae Patton, NBC

Serena Williams and Kurt Busch
"Fast Cars and Superstars: The Gillette Young Guns Celebrity Race"
These two professional athletes starred alongside 10 other celebrities in a stock car racing competition.

Guy D'Alema, ABC

Mark Philippoussis
"Age of Love"
The Australian tennis star searched for his true love from an assortment of women ranging from 20 to 40 years of age. The last episode aired on August 6, 2007.

Mitchell Haaseth, NBC

Christian Okoye
"Pirate Master"
The former NFL running back appeared on the CBS reality show, "Pirate Master," and was voted off in the second episode for his slow speed.

Monty Brinton, CBS

Deion Sanders
"Deion and Pilar Sanders: Prime Time Love"
The former NFL star will soon have a reality show with his wife, which will document their family life and Pilar's desire to do something more with her life.

Oxygen

Randy Couture
"Pros vs. Joes"
Several average Joes got to test their mix martial arts moves against the former UFC champion in 2007.

Atiba Jefferson, Spike TV

Jose Canseco
"Pros vs. Joes"
The former MLB slugger appeared in "Pros vs. Joes" on January 25, 2007.

Michael Buckner, Getty Images

But now that the beautiful, oh so beautiful, Natalie Gulbis will be appearing on the NBC show "The Apprentice," I'll add one more show to my tight schedule.

Donald Trump let the cat out of the bag this week: golfer Natalie Gulbis of Lake Las Vegas is heading for his NBC show "The Apprentice." Trump made the comment at the U.S. Open recently. Gulbis, who had her best season in 2007 with five Top 10 finishes, said in an e-mail Friday that all questions on the subject have to go through NBC.

We all know how much of a golfer the Trump is -- as proven by his constant push to get a U.S. Open at his gem, Trump National -- but I have no clue what Gulbis will be doing on this show. I'm hoping she's a judge ... or a secretary ... or one of those people in every office that just walks around stretching. Any of these things would make myself, and many other lame, lonely golf fans, tune in to a show we normally don't glance at twice.

Donald, this is an open invitation -- if you need a blogger to help Gulbis out with anything, I'm your guy. And please don't pick Brinson, I heard he's too clingy.

Natalie Gulbis Snapshots

World number one golfer Lorena Ochoa poses for photographers after a news conference in Mexico City September 10, 2008. Ochoa announced the first edition of the 'Lorena Ochoa Invitational' LPGA tournament where professional golfers like Swedish Annika Sorenstam and Natalie Gulbis and Juli Inkster from the United States will participate in November in the Mexican city of Guadalajara. REUTERS/Tomas Bravo (MEXICO)

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World number one golfer Lorena Ochoa attends a news conference in Mexico City September 10, 2008. Ochoa announced the first edition of the 'Lorena Ochoa Invitational' LPGA tournament where professional golfers like Swedish Annika Sorenstam and Natalie Gulbis and Juli Inkster from the United States will participate in November in the Mexican city of Guadalajara. REUTERS/Tomas Bravo (MEXICO)

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Lorena Ochoa, the world's number one female golfer, attends a news conference in Mexico City September 10, 2008. Ochoa announced the first edition of the 'Lorena Ochoa Invitational' LPGA tournament where professional golfers like Annika Sorenstam of Sweden and Natalie Gulbis and Juli Inkster from the United States will participate in November in the Mexican city of Guadalajara. REUTERS/Tomas Bravo (MEXICO)

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PORTLAND, OR - AUGUST 22: Natalie Gulbis is all smiles at the conclusion of her first round at the LPGA Safeway Classic at the Columbia Edgewater Country Club on August 22, 2008 in Portland, Oregon. (Photo by Steven Gibbons/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Natalie Gulbis

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PORTLAND, OR - AUGUST 22: Natalie Gulbis hits her second shot from a fairway bunker at the 18th hole, during the first round of LPGA Safeway Classic at the Columbia Edgewater Country Club on August 22, 2008 in Portland, Oregon. (Photo by Steven Gibbons/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Natalie Gulbis

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Natalie Gulbis of the United States plays from a fairway bunker on the 18th hole during first round action at the LPGA Safeway Classic golf tournament in Portland, Oregon August 22, 2008. REUTERS/Steve Dipaola (UNITED STATES)

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OTTAWA - AUGUST 14: Natalie Gulbis makes a tee shot on the 17th hole during the first round of the CN Canadian Women's Open at the Ottawa Hunt and Golf Club August 14, 2008 in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. (Photo by Robert Laberge/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Natalie Gulbis

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OTTAWA, ON - AUGUST 14: Natalie Gulbis makes a tee shot on the 3rd hole during the first round of the CN Canadian Women's Open at the Ottawa Hunt and Golf Club on August 14, 2008 in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. (Photo by Robert Laberge/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Natalie Gulbis

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SUNNINGDALE, UNITED KINGDOM - AUGUST 03: Natalie Gulbis of the USA makes an eagle at the 1st hole during the final round of the 2008 Ricoh Women's British Open Championship held on the Old Course at Sunningdale Golf Club, on August 3, 2008 in Sunningdale, England. (Photo by David Cannon/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Natalie Gulbis

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