The Addendum Week 2: Because Pictures Are Worth a Lot of Words, and Easier to Read Too

The Addendum is FanHouse's weekly picture/graph/chart review of the preceding NFL week. It should be read in addition to Ryan Wilson's critically titled "Sorting the Sunday Pile". Or instead of. Whatever.

Exhibit 1 - The Teams
You understand symmetry and can, in all likelihood, read. So I shouldn't have to explain why certain teams are located in certain places. Feel free to dispute said location in the comments.

Please note "WTF?" is not bad, it's just surprising/unknown.

Exhibit 2 - The Storylines
This one's a little more difficult to explain. Boo = Bad. Woo = Good. "Like a Glove" is something that fits, or something that seems right, or something that was expected. "Like Some Mittens" denotes that someone is unfitting for their status or surprising. Just stare, get angry and then read the snark below.

Why? Glad you asked.

-- Peyton is perplexing but still won.
-- What's worse? Taunting your opponent (Bush) and costing your team the game or sucking at your job and complaining about your teammates (LJ)? I say the former but the latter is less surprising.
-- I don't know whether to feel sorry or not for Vince Young.
-- Aaron Rodgers is the ultimate fitting hero. Why? Clearly. It fits.
-- Matt Millen needs little explanation.
-- Ed Hochuli, on the other hand, is a villain but he's not actually a bad guy.
-- I put McNabb in before the game was over. It's just good to see him stick it to TO
-- Life is good for Lane Kiffin, the Don Quixote of the NFL.
-- Willie Parker is an early candidate for MVP, no?
-- Clearly, I'm not sure what the hell to do with Lawyer Milloy (fire) other than "Boo".
-- Matt Cassel is also confusing.
-- Jason Campbell. Hero. And I think Chris Cooley might be one too. For the most unlikely of reasons.

Your thoughts, disagreements, kind words, hatred, revisions, and future nominations in the comments, please.
All images by Getty.
All graphs by Brinson