Studs and Duds, Week Three: Ronnie Brown Is Now In My Five

Each week in the NFL, there are players that impress and players that distress. One week a certain quarterback might toss four touchdowns and run around with his finger in the air while the next he's laying on his back, holding his face-mask as the other team returns one of his three interceptions for the game-winning score. With that in mind, here's our new feature, Studs and Duds:

Here's Week 3 at a glance, where we point out the horses destined for the Kentucky Derby and jeer those headed to the glue factory.

Studs and Duds

For once, T.J. Houshmandzadeh made fans think about a Bengals receiver and not hear the "Cops" theme playing in the background.

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Perhaps Jared DeVries and the Lions should just consider crossing over the Ambassador Bridge and trying to play some Canadian Football League teams. That way, they might win one once in a while.

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Ronnie Brown did it all against the Patriots, rushing for four touchdowns and even throwing for another one as the Dolphins handed New England their first regular-season loss since 2006.

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Ben Roethlisberger may be ready to sue his offensive line for non-support, as the Eagles' pass rush harassed the quarterback all game and knocked the star out of the game.

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The Bills are 3-0 for the first time since the Thurman Thomas days, and they have another talented back to thank. Lynch ran in a pair of touchdowns and helped keep the ball moving as Buffalo rallied to beat Oakland.

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Maybe Tom Brady is the prozac for Randy Moss, as with the Patriots' star quarterback out with injury, the Pats' receiver seems to have reverted into his sullen Oakland ways.

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Thanks to Derek Anderson's struggles, Brady Quinn might actually get to put down that clipboard and begin to try to become the franchise quarterback many thought he'd become.

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Martin Gramatica had the game on his foot against the Broncos. Unfortunately for Martin, his kick was wider than Hurricane Ike's wrath.

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Studs

Ronnie Brown, RB Miami (17 rushes, 113 yards, 4 TDs, 1 Passing TD) -- Most of the time, if you can find the end zone on five separate occasions and do so against the Patriots, you will most likely make this list. Brown had a combined 48 yards in his first two games but came out of the gates this week like a new man. Ricky Williams need not worry, he added 98 yards to the Dolphins rushing attack.

T.J. Houshmandzadeh, WR Cinc (12 catches, 146 yards, 1 TD) -- Yes, you read that correctly, a Cincinnati Bengal just made the "studs" category and it wasn't even the prison issue! Hous is quickly becoming Carson Palmer's favorite target and for good reason. I think it is worth noting that out of the two known Bengal receivers, the guy with the last name "Johnson" decided to change it and not the guy with the last name "Houshmandzadeh." Sports writers around the country slap their foreheads.

Brady Quinn, QB Clev (Get Those Starting Shoes Ready) -- Hey Brady, you know that stinker you've been expecting from Derek Anderson all this time? Yeah, well, there you go. Also, it will be nice to sweat for the first time since filming that EAS commercial, won't it?

Marshawn Lynch, RB Buf (23 rushes, 83 yards, 2 TDs) -- With the Bills slowly becoming a force in the AFC, Lynch needed a game like this to cement himself as a top-5 back in the league. With Trent Edwards not having his best game, Lynch stepped it up a notch to get by an Oakland team that might not be as bad as we initially thought.

Duds

Randy Moss, WR NE (4 catches, 25 yards) -- Just in case you didn't know, stamps went up since the last time you mailed in a season.

Marvell Smith, Chris Kemoatu, Justin Hartwig, Kendall Simmons, and Willie Colon, Offensive Line, Pitt -- I know the Eagles are good, but is this the game we realize that crowning the Steelers "AFC Champions" in week 2 was a touch premature? Also, nice job blocking guys. Nine sacks, a forced intentional grounding for a safety in the end zone and having your star running back, Willie Parker, gain just 20 yards doesn't exactly scream fun Monday screening day.

Detroit Lions (Football team) -- The bad news? You're 0-3. The bad news? You're 0-3 and have played Atlanta and San Francisco. Even worse news? I thought for a few minutes if "football team" was the appropriate title to put next to your team.

Martin Gramatica, K NO (1-3, Missed game winning kick) -- I think you can add Gramatica on the list of people that continue to make the Broncos look better (see, Hochuli, Ed). With a chance to win the game for the Saints, Gramatica missed wide right after missing a previous kick at the end of the first half.

Who just missed out?

Near Studly: J.T. O'Sullivan, Michael Turner, Frank Gore, and Steve Slaton.

Near Dudly: Jake Delhomme, Saints Offensive Line, Steve Smith, Anderson, Anyone that had to watch the entire Steelers-Eagles game.