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Who the hell would've thunk it?
After a game like that, even an unprofessional, jobless hack like myself has to put aside the jokes and give the propers where they're due. So instead of doing a Dugout tonight full of pop culture references and off-topic cursing, I've decided to recap the game for those who didn't see it, and report the events of the night as closely as possible to the way they happened.
Tonight's ALCS box score and recap are after the jump.
After a game like that, even an unprofessional, jobless hack like myself has to put aside the jokes and give the propers where they're due. So instead of doing a Dugout tonight full of pop culture references and off-topic cursing, I've decided to recap the game for those who didn't see it, and report the events of the night as closely as possible to the way they happened.
Tonight's ALCS box score and recap are after the jump.
The Dugout
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**TBS Online Host** ::Top of the 1st:: |
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ChasingGarz: /takes breath, gets ready for the biggest game of his life |
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ChasingGarz: /winds up /throws fastball |
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NotPedroiaLookingFor: /swings |
| **Online Host** NotPedroiaLookingFor has hit a deep fly ball to left field! |
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Crawfish: /runs at full speed |
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CedricTheInternetter: ooh wee look at that fine woman |
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IBelieveInSteveHarvey: Ced, when I see that woman, I'm like Shaq doing Shakespeare - I just don't know how to act! |
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CedricTheInternetter: damn steve you ever take a dookie, but it ain't the dookie you want to take |
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CedricTheInternetter: its the dookie the dookie want to take |
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IBelieveInSteveHarvey: hey do you remember this classic soul song /plays "Me and Mrs. Jones" by Billy Paul |
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CedricTheInternetter: heeeeey /raises arms over head, dances |
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IBelieveInSteveHarvey: /smiles, adjusts buttons on zoot suit |
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| **TBS Online Host** Welcome back to the Bottom of the 5th. The Red Sox lead 1-0! There are two on with no outs! |
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RoccosModernLife: /tries to get mitochondria in order, or whatever |
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ChildrenOfALesterGod: /readies pitch Wait, am I using the right buddy icon? This doesn't seem right... |
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NotPedroiaLookingFor: No man I think you're using mine |
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ChildrenOfALesterGod: sh** hold on a sec |
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ChildrenOfALesterGod: there, is this one me |
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NotPedroiaLookingFor: I don't know, isn't that Jed Lowrie? |
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EllsburyDoughboy: That's not you, now you're Jacoby Ellsbury! |
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RoccosModernLife: ARGH YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME JUST PITCH THE BALL, I'M GETTING UNUSUALLY FATIGUED OUT HERE |
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ChildrenOfALesterGod: sry /pitches |
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RoccosModernLife: /swings with last bit of might |
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bush_league: /squints eyes |
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bush_league: My fellow Americans! A-heh heh! With the faultering economy and gas prices at an all time high! "Strategery!" |
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CantWalkWithoutMcCain: I'm a half-assed impression of John McCain and I approve this ad! |
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IBelieveInSteveHarvey: lol boy you a trip |
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CedricTheInternetter: this white boy so crazy he think "impeachment" a fruit-flavored breath mint! |
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LargeHadronCaliendo: now hey guys! /makes quizzical "straight man" face |
| **Online Host** FrankTV, only on TBS! |
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| **Online Host** Welcome back to the Top of the 8th. The Red Sox are down 3-1! There are two on with two outs! |
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RadBradford: /mind is a cacophony of cowbells, cheers, and lame comments like "if you give the Red Sox life they will take the life from you!" courtesy of the TBS Broadcast Team |
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sacrament_of_youkilis: /steps in |
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RadBradford: /rolls ball on ground four times |
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sacrament_of_youkilis: welp /walks to first |
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RadBradford: d'ooohhh thought that'd work |
| **Online Host** RadBradford has left the chatroom. The bases are now loaded! |
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WhatPriceGlory: let me try throwing the ball in the air, see if that works /throws pitch |
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MyNameIsSlimJD: /swings |
| **Online Host** Strike 1! |
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WhatPriceGlory: /throws pitch |
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MyNameIsSlimJD: /swings |
| **Online Host** Strike 2! The crowd is going crazy! |
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WhatPriceGlory: oh man oh man oh man /throws best pitch |
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MyNameIsSlimJD: /swings |
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IBelieveInSteveHarvey: i can't believe romeo though that get-rich-quick scheme would work, stealin' my checkbook... ain't earned him nothin' but a ass whoopen from his mama |
| **Laugh Track** HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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IBelieveInSteveHarvey: you know, ced, I lurnt somethin' today |
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CedricTheInternetter: we been in some crazy ass sitch-e-ations today, what you learn |
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IBelieveInSteveHarvey: I learned that just because you ain't the biggest dog in the fight don't mean you ain't got the biggest fight inside of you. |
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IBelieveInSteveHarvey: ey man, sometimes miracles happen, you know? Sometimes it don't work out like you expected it to when you started. |
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CedricTheInternetter: yeah, I feel you /gives rhythmic handshake |
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CedricTheInternetter: and ey, I think I learned something too, you know |
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IBelieveInSteveHarvey: what's that, ced |
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CedricTheInternetter: i learned yo' checks do more bouncing than nell carter on a pogo stick. |
| **Laugh Track** HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH woooooo /clap clap clap clap |
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P.S. the rays won |
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