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Michigan's Brandon Graham Guarantees Victory Over Michigan State

Oct 20, 2008 – 2:59 PM
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Brian Cook

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Brandon Graham hasn't had the opportunity to actually watch any of Michigan's games this year since he's on the team, but you'd think he's been aware of the final scores. Since, you know, he's on the team. Apparently not:

"We are not going to lose to State," defensive end Brandon Graham proclaimed Saturday following the team's 46-17 loss at Happy Valley.

"That's just, we're not going to lose to State," he said again, shaking his head. "We're going to work hard. We're going to win."

I mean... seriously? How many times to you get a guarantee of victory in the same sentence as the words "46-17 loss"? One. One time. This time.

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