**OnlineHost** Welcome to Rural Florida Chat!

Maddon08: /idles car on side of county road, steps out

/moves fallen branch, exposing hidden dirt trail

Maddon08: /drives to small clearing in forest, steps out, lugs bucket of just-add-water emergency food rations to campfire

Maddon08: Dinner time, boys!

Crawfish: Thank God! I haven't eaten since break of day!

Maddon08: How is the avocado tree growing?

Crawfish: Slowly. I planted it two years ago. Apparently five years need to pass before it starts bearing fruit.

Crawfish: Avocados, though, are packed with nutrients and healthy fat, so it'll be worth the wait. I think we should each be able to subsist solely on two to three avocados a day.

Maddon08: Good, good. Since our K-rations ran out, I thought it was a good idea to invest in these emergency food rations. You just add them to boiled water, and you have your meal.

Maddon08: This bucket cost me $100 at Costco, and includes 255 servings of food. Rice and lentil soup...pancakes...this thing is full of great stuff!

RoccosModernLife: by any chance are there any meals in that bucket that are just 100% gluten

Maddon08: Actually, Rocco, I took the liberty of just buying these bags of flour, sugar, and salt. Just mix them with some water, whip it into a paste, and eat it. You'll be able to stay awake for hours!

RoccosModernLife: :0)

Maddon08: Your smilie has a nose on it!

RoccosModernLife: no actually i just fell asleep and my head hit the keyboard weird

Maddon08: Matt? Where's Matt Garza?

ChasingGarz: /looks up from wood shavings and whittling knife

Right here, Coach!

Maddon08: Matt, you were lights-out last night. We wouldn't be in the World Series without you. So tonight, you're getting...

/rustles through bucket of rations

Maddon08: Spaghetti noodles with Alfredo powder!

ChasingGarz: yayyyy

**OnlineHost** The team sits around the campfire, engaging in a Game of Wit as they wait for their meals to cook.

WhatPriceGlory: /holds cowbell aloft

Gentlemen! I have a "telling-point"!

Crawfish: It's about time! I haven't heard a "telling-point" from you since Wednesday last!

WhatPriceGlory: Perhaps I have been busy performing the "have-sex" with your sister!

RoccosModernLife: Ha ha ha ! !

Maddon08: Ho! I believe you just scored a "telling-point"! Please, indulge us in another!

WhatPriceGlory: Very well.

I woke up this morning and chased after an elephant, wearing only my pajama pants.

WhatPriceGlory: How the elephant fit into my pajama pants, I will never know!

MovinThroughKazmir: TWO TELLING-POINTS FOR MR. PRICE!

Maddon08: Hey, food's ready. Eat up, friends!

Crawfish: wow, this chicken and lentil soup is actually sticking to my teeth

since when does soup stick to your teeth, how is that even possible

WhatPriceGlory: God, these pancakes taste like popcorn. This isn't right.

ChasingGarz: eeeesh

I have to say, this spaghetti and Alfredo is horrible

ChasingGarz: it's almost as if everything in this meal is made out of the exact same thing, like it's trillions of identical atoms that are just arranged in different ways

Maddon08: Sorry, friends. We may need to resort to venison entrails and tree bark after all. We just don't have the payroll to feed ourselves like common men.

Maddon08: Neither have we a stipend for water or shelter. We must abide by what the good Lord has given us -- a sturdy Earth and a moonlit sky.

Maddon08: Rocco, how is your dinner?

RoccosModernLife: /pours flour, salt, sugar, and four tablespoons of own spit into canteen

/shakes vigorously

RoccosModernLife: /slurps chunky yield from canteen

/smacks lips

RoccosModernLife: this is so mother****ing tasty