The Phillies and the Rays are headed to the World Series. It couldn't be more exciting if it was the Yankees vs. the Red Sox! After boring divisional series and a snorefest of an ALCS, the Rays are brandishing their Rayhawks and cowbells and are ready to ring-loudly and have hair at the visiting Philadelphia fans. What do the Phillies have?

The catchphrase of a lifetime.

So you do not think of me as a full retard, please read this before continuing (if you can make any sense of it, we need to focus our blog around the King's English). Tonight's Dugout, the last pre-Show Dugout of the season, is after the jump.

The Dugout

	DastardlyAndUtley: Tomorrow night is Game 1 of the World Series. I've gone over it in my head a thousand times.
	DastardlyAndUtley: It seems impossible. It seems like a dream from which we've yet to wake up.
	DastardlyAndUtley: We've lost more games than any franchise in baseball history, but after deep meditation I've come to a question that disproves the naysayers and any bit of statistical baseball knowledge I can find.
	DastardlyAndUtley: "Why can't us?"
	MindYourBisenius: It is good question. Why can't us? Of my Mom did asking me that.
	InTheMidnightHoward: Hitting with home runs, the Phillies can't help did win!
	DastardlyAndUtley: Exactly! See? That was the most literal way I could express it.
	TheKyleKendrick: However, question. The Rays where are a good team. Why can't them?
	InTheMidnightHoward: oh no, have did not think of that
	NeedleNoseMyers: yeah Chase, why can't them?
	DastardlyAndUtley: Them are young or inexperienced. Us, onto the other hand, us is tested and hungry.
	MoyerBodyGirl: now when you've say "us," does you mean "me" as well?
	DastardlyAndUtley: No, you am are not included in the classification of "us," you are having been old or terrible
	MoyerBodyGirl: I figuring.
	InTheMidnightHoward: the Rays are employed a character naming "Evan Longoria" ... but the television also featuring a character what named "Eva Longoria" ... having been the same person???
	DastardlyAndUtley: No, in fact, them are different.
	InTheMidnightHoward: but the names with one letter spelled different
	DastardlyAndUtley: Us seeing what you've saying, is it pretty funny, we should talk about it more often
	MoyerBodyGirl: someone should asked him about it
	DastardlyAndUtley: Anyone us having questions about the World Series?
	MindYourBisenius: I am'd /raises hand
	DastardlyAndUtley: are you even on our roster
	MindYourBisenius: How should've we pitch to the Rays? B.J. Upton driving in many runs batted ins, and scored in runs.
	DastardlyAndUtley: Well question! Do what we have did of since day one: throw fast balls downward toward the middle
	DastardlyAndUtley: Our batsmans will swing as hard as they can, and the games will result from home runs amongst the fence
	DastardlyAndUtley: if we got in trouble, Charlie will brung in Jamie to throwed sh***y lob pitches
	MoyerBodyGirl: Kiss from my ass! My lob pitches go almost miles per hour!
	DastardlyAndUtley: how old is you
	MoyerBodyGirl: not knowing, what number came after "forever old"
	Online Host manuel_labor has entered the chatroom.
	manuel_labor: Is everybody ready to kick some ass and take some names in the World Series?
	InTheMidnightHoward: YEAH!
	manuel_labor: Is everybody in the shape of their lives, ready to give it their all, leave everything on the field, 110%?
	NeedleNoseMyers: YYEAAAH!
	manuel_labor: has anybody here learned to read yet
	DastardlyAndUtley: us working on it

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