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Prop Bets for the College Football Junkie is a weekly post that cares not for your silly point spreads. If you have the money and the gumption, we'll lay down a weekly gauntlet of propositions that'll take you from the penthouse to the outhouse faster than you can guess the number of times Lee Corso will say "not so fast my friend." As always, this is for entertainment purposes only.
$ With the celebration that you all know is coming in the Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party Florida vs. Georgia game this weekend, we give you a multiple choice wager. Over/under on the following dances being performed:
-Funky Chickens +/-1. You know that's how Urban Rolls...
-Solja Boys +/-20.
-Worms +/-2. Come on, you know one or two guys that break this out at the worst possible moment.
-Sprinklers +/-1, because some things just can't end soon enough.
$ Number of employed cart drivers if they leave their cart in the back of the end zone, +/-0. It seems like an easy bet, but I want to remind you that the house gets all pushes.
$ Phil Fulmer is most definitely on the hot seat, and heading to South Carolina this weekend to face off with his old pal Steve Spurrier. This is probably the first prop bet I've done that is most likely alive and kicking somewhere in Vegas. But we give you the straight up bet that Fulmer will be fired after this weekend.
Quick Hitters:
$ When West Virginia travels to UConn, the Huskies seniors will have a chance to share something with Doug Flutie, never beating West Virginia. Over/under for the number of West Virginia jokes the Fat White Guy will make if UConn wins, +/-100. If they lose, +/-200.
$ Number of Cadets that will be unable to reproduce after Colorado visits Texas A&M, +/-10.
$ Chances Ty Willingham wishes he would have quit now rather than finish out the year after Washington faces USC this weekend, +/-99%.
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