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Today's election day and you're probably sick of Change You Can Country First Your Palin In,* but if you're reading this there's a critical piece of information you lack as you go to the polls this day. Chris Berman takes it away after the jump.
Obama wants an eight-team playoff. John McCain is one thousand years old and therefore still upset that bowls other than the Rose exist. Take this information and vote as you are inclined to; I know Brian Grummell is incorporating it into his decision.
*(I'd first her Palin, if you know what I mean! ZING!)
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