Football Coach Ashton Kutcher Is Getting Called Out by His Own Players

I must confess. I have actually never had Ashton Kutcher as my football coach and although I think he'd help with my four-step drop, I couldn't see him as much of a sled lover (those things are heavy!).

Kutcher, the star or such moves as (checks IMDB) 'What Happened In Vegas' and 'Guess Who', is an assistant coach at Harvard-Westlake and is enjoying the job, but the players aren't so happy.

According to Star Magazine, the first place I go for sports news, Kutcher isn't so popular with some of the younger lads, even being given a rather immature (but kinda funny) nickname.

Coach of the year? Not quite. Kutcher has been having a ball as assistant coach to North Hollywood's Harvard-Westlake School freshman footballers. But the feeling isn't mutual.

"The kids want him gone," says an insider. "They think he doesn't know what he's talking about and can't stand his tough-guy attitude."

Out of the huddle, the kids mock their famous coach and have even given him a special nickname: Ashton Doucher!

I mean, if I was Kutcher I might take a little offense to this until I realized that it is HARVARD-WESTLAKE! Honestly, what kind of pretentious talent is coming out of this place? While I'd really like to make a Brady Quinn joke right now, even he seems to be above such a place as Harvard-Westlake.

"Oh scurry, anyone up for a short stint in the coffee barista before heading off to strings class? I feel I need a boost if one is to hit the A-minor properly."

Stupid kids. Don't they realize the man that once saved Kevin Costner from a nasty water rescue is there to help on his own free time?

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When he's not acting or hanging out with Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher likes to spend his spare time as an assistant coach for the Harvard-Westlake freshman football team. Kutcher certainly isn't the only celebrity to make a surprise appearance in the sports world. Click through to see the others.

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