Ian Poulter, Econ Major, Will Pay You $1,500 for a Driver That Goes for $150 on eBay

Yesterday came the sad news that some scoundrel had absconded with Ian Poulter's prized driver. The revelation was so devastating, in fact, that Poulter had to withdraw from the Singapore Open, presumably because he was in mourning.

Forget for the moment that as one of the world's best players, Poulter has a sponsorship deal. This means that everything -- clothes, absurd couture, GOLF CLUBS -- is free.

But you see, this driver was very special to Poulter, and even though he had hoped to improve his world ranking this week, he wasn't willing to take a chance with just 13 clubs in his bag.

Of course, he would've had to play no more than one round like that since Cobra, the company who provides him with his sticks, would've overnighted him a replacement driver. But none of that matters because Poulter only has eyes for one Cobra Speed Pro.

Despite the fact five closed circuit TVs in the foyer of the Shesan GC captured the theft of Ian Poulter's driver, Singapore police have yet to catch the culprit. The video evidence has been of little solace to Poulter who, in an attempt to find his much-beloved Cobra Speed Pro, scanned 470 eBay entries before making the following plea:

"I'm happy to give the guy who stole it £1,000 to spend on Christmas presents and I won't press any criminal charges if he returns the driver," said Poulter.

There has yet to be a taker for the reward, but for the record, Cobra Speed Pro drivers are selling for approximately $150 on eBay, making Poulter's offer (about $1,500 USD) a good deal for the crook.

Here's what I'm guessing happens: people will now go out of their way to steal Poulter's clubs because they know he's willing to pay 10 times retail. Brilliant.

If Anthony Kim hadn't fallen off a horse, he'd punch Poulter in the face right now. I'm sure of it.