Congratulations! You came to your senses at the last minute and accepted the $85 million. Dodger Stadium is going crazy.
You spend the offseason as the absolute toast of Los Angeles and become more popular than Dodger Dogs, Mischa Barton, and Vladimir Radmanovic combined.
But the love affair wears off after a slow start in Los Angeles, as your average is hovering around .250 through the middle of June. There's talk that the clubhouse is fractured, caused in part by you being disgruntled.
So, you have two choices: ride out the season, or demand a trade out of L.A. Hey, it worked last season!
Get yourself traded
... or ...
Ride it out in Los Angeles
(Not sure how you got here? Start Choose Your Own Adventure: Manny Being Choosey in Free Agency from the beginning.)
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