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Plaxico Burress has made some noise recently by accidentally shooting himself in the leg and landing himself in the Big Tim Sullivan Fan Club. So, naturally, since he couldn't play football (because he got shot, duh) we expected him to hobble into police headquarters in New York. Well, thanks to NBC New York giving us video of Plax turning himself in, we see that he's walking pretty well.
See, despite all his troubles, Plax still needs to remember the No. 1 street rule of getting shot: always walk with a limp. ALWAYS. In fact, I recommend it even if you haven't gotten shot -- it still makes you look cool as hell. Unless you're old. Then you just look crotchety. Like Tom Coughlin, who is probably going to wonder if his star wide receiver is actually hurt. (Yeah, I know, that segue was pretty sweet.)
Plaxico Burress, Recently Shot, Should Remember to Limp Whenever He's on Camera
Dec 1, 2008 – 11:30 AM
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