Marshawn Lynch Is Holding Some Sort of Insane Contest That Involves 'Lots of Toyzzzz'

Marshawn Lynch is one of my favorite athletes; this involves his on-field game (nasty), his blogging skillz and the general conception of BEAST MODE. (For the uninitiated, this is the frame of mind that Lynch develops on the field -- it also has its own coffee cups, should you feel like getting power-crunked mid-blogging.)

And now, he's holding some sort of bizarre, but most definitely awesome, contest on his blog at Yardbarker.

What's up youngstas...I plan to make 2 kids very happy dis xmas...you wanna know how??? good imma tell u. I'm havin a "I'm ya daddi boi toy give a way." All you have to do is send your best "beast mode" impression to my yardbarker blog to play and your chance to win....then I'll announce the winner on marshawn23.com on Monday, December 22nd. So make sure u go to my website to find out if u won.

Mildly confused by this explanation, I headed over to his website. Hmmm. Still nothing. Ah -- the comments on the blog post itself. Of course!

ok youngstas, all ima say is that the prize involves lots and lots of toyzzzzzzzz, so make sure u send in your beast mode ASAP!

Well, call me "simple-minded", or a "sucker for toyzzzzzzzz", but I'm down. Still ~~totally~~ mildly confused and unsure what on Earth I could possibly win in this contest, I'm still only further impressed by Marshawn.

Sure, the Bills are still in a total freaking free-fall, but it's Christmas time and Lynch is willing to hand out presents like he was a grill-ridden Santa Claus.