Kobe Bryant is probably one of the last human beings you ever want to play HORSE with; Michael Jordan, were he not so old and busy bumbling the Bobcats organization into the gutter, might actually be worse. But right now, yeah, you don't want Kobe. Which may explain why, in the following commercial for his new shoes (one of five superstars releasing new kicks on Christmas), he's issuing ankle insurance for DJ AM and Mike Epps.
Perhaps I'm just totally not "streetwise" at all, but is playing for shoes a common practice? If it's not, I want to be the first to say that I totally endorse it. And if it already is, well, point me to the New Balance game, son.