LeBron to World: 'Brace Yourself'
A new jersey? The Blowtorch has more hypotheses, most of which (shoes, a verse on a Lil' Wayne track) would be severely depressing.
(Also worth noting: LeBron vs. Kobe on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, which is the day after the announcement. The presidential inauguration follows on Tuesday.)
UPDATE: It looks like it will be a new jersey ... a LeBron Cleveland Browns jersey. Yeah, capitalism! <sigh>