Tiger's Wife Gives Birth to Second Child

Tiger Woods recently revealed that he was practicing "full-bore" and as soon as he gets "back in tournament shape" he will triumphantly return to save the PGA Tour. Tiger's comeback is nothing more than speculation at this point, but now that he has one more mouth to feed -- wife Elin Woods gave birth to the couple's second child on Sunday night -- it might hasten the process. You know, what with the economy being what it is.* Via Woods' website:

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"Elin and I are thrilled to announce the birth of our son, Charlie Axel Woods, who was born on Sunday February 8, 2009," Woods wrote in the statement. "Both Charlie and Elin are doing great and we want to thank everyone for their sincere best wishes and kind thoughts. Sam is very excited to be a big sister and we feel truly blessed to have such a wonderful family.

"I also want to thank our doctors, nurses and the hospital staff for their personal and professional care. We look forward to introducing Charlie to you at the appropriate time, and again thanks from all of us for your kindness and support."

Woods did mention last week that his return to the tour would be contingent on the birth of his second child, and now that Charlie has been introduced to the world -- and Woods sounds healthy -- it's only a matter of time. I'd like to think it would be this week at Pebble Beach, but that's more me being nostalgic ('00 U.S. Open) than realistic (he hasn't played the AT&T since '02). Better bet: the Accenture Match Play Championships, Feb. 25-March 1.

Place your bets appropriately.

* That's a joke. Tiger is recession proof. Obviously.