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Doctors said he'd never play again, but Maresh vowed he would. A couple of months ago it seemed like he'd make good on that vow. Happy times for all. Then this happened:
Less than a year after undergoing heart surgery, Minnesota linebacker recruit Sam Maresh has a tumor in his calf.
Yeesh. The tumor's been tested and is very likely not cancerous, thankfully, but that's one wildly improbable bad break mere months after a first wildly improbable bad break. Maresh thinks he might be getting a message:
"Sam left the doctor's office discouraged and even made a comment, 'Maybe God doesn't want me to play football,'" Bill Maresh's message reads.On the bright side, if Maresh's football career is cut short by a woodpecker flying into his esophagus he's got a job waiting for him as a cooler in Vegas.
FWIW, Tim Brewster's response was "Sam Maresh has another challenge to overcome," which should really be read as "SAMMARESH HASANOTHER CHALLENGETO OVERCOME WOO CAFFIENE."
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