It isn't enough for Terrell Owens to be an American annoyance. Now, he stands to become an international nuisance, fully capable of harming relations between the U.S. and Canada. Mere days after the Dallas Cowboys wisely cut him, Owens signed a one-year deal Saturday with the Buffalo Bills, who have committed to playing eight home games in Toronto through 2012 and giving the NFL its first regular-season presence up north.Ohhhhhhhh, Canada. We extend a pre-emptive apology for T.O., short for Toxic Overload, the most divisive saboteur in football, if not all team sports.
"I'm leaving America's Team for North America's Team,'' Owens said at a press conference in his new town, where the famous wings now are joined by a chicken of another sort.
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