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Peyton Manning's Spring Break '09

Mar 23, 2009 – 3:30 PM
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Will Brinson

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Peyton Manning is like an 800-pound gorilla, because, as the old saying goes, he can do whatever he wants. Also, because he has a laser-rocket arm, which I imagine most gorillas have as well. Well, I hope that they do. Because that would be super awezome. Anyway, point being is that Manning took the stage recently with Kenny Chesney and sang "You Never Even Call Me By My Name," a touching ballad by David Allen Coe. Hilarity ensues, natch.

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