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To recap: when The Dugout set forth to preview every team in baseball, we skipped over the Phillies and Braves. Some of you were disappointed, and I attempted to get cute by previewing the Montreal Expos in response. That's when one of our esteemed commenters got mad [sic]:you do a dougout on the damn Expos? Where is the Braves 2009 preview? How about the damn world champion Phillies?I would like to profusely apologize, and I hope to make it up to you by presenting a sober, informed look at both the Phillies and Braves. You can read it after the jump.
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BobbyCoxer: hey, you know why mike gonzalez never beat the legend of zelda? |
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manuel_labor: no, why did mike gonzalez never beat the legend of zelda? |
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BobbyCoxer: 'cause he forgot to save the game! |
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manuel_labor: i heard he went up against the old man in the cave and made him mad, and he started throwin' fireballs at him! |
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BobbyCoxer: that's why ya don't mess with jamie moyer! |
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manuel_labor: hey, did you hear that one of the braves' relievers purchased a vehicle a short time ago? |
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BobbyCoxer: he did? |
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manuel_labor: yeah, he buddy carlyle back! |
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manuel_labor: how old is jamie moyer? |
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BobbyCoxer: i don't know, how old is jamie moyer? |
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manuel_labor: 46! |
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BobbyCoxer: oh! |
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BobbyCoxer: y'know, i was thinkin' 'bout renovatin' the steps in my foyer! givin' 'em a really glossy finish! |
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manuel_labor: why don't ya just get matt stairs? |
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manuel_labor: hahaha just joking, matt stairs sucks |
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