I think Jessica Simpson could be Tony Romo's undoing. And by extension, the Dallas Cowboys. The couple called it quits two weeks ago, and now Romo has spent his time between the golf course and making bizarre Fantasy Files commercials with BFF Jason Witten. Oh, wait. That's just Redskins tight end Chris Cooley clowning Witten while his
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"J-Wit Dog right here wit my boy, Tony Romooooooo." Best part: Witten, apparently, is Australian. For the first line of dialog, anyway. Also: not sure if Cooley was being accidentally ironic, but the mention of Braylon Edwards "catching balls behind his back" is, well, really funny after the 2008 season.
* Joke. Sort of.
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