Oh, wait. That's just Redskins tight end Chris Cooley clowning Witten while his brotherColt Brennan (!) pretends to be Romo. (At least I think that's his brother Colt. The mask makes it hard to tell, although the throwing motion is spot-on Tony-tastic.*) Whatever, good times for everybody except, well, Cowboys fans who will probably have trouble seeing the humor. Moving pictures hilarity after the jump.
"J-Wit Dog right here wit my boy, Tony Romooooooo." Best part: Witten, apparently, is Australian. For the first line of dialog, anyway. Also: not sure if Cooley was being accidentally ironic, but the mention of Braylon Edwards "catching balls behind his back" is, well, really funny after the 2008 season.