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BerkmansWorld: gragggg

ICrappedMyHunterPence: gug og guggg

ICrappedMyHunterPence: /feasts upon wild fruit

PattonOswalt: Guys, I'm sick of it. I don't like the direction we're headed.

PattonOswalt: This team has no fire. We need fire.

ICrappedMyHunterPence: rarg?

BerkmansWorld: /chases, kills antelope

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BerkmansWorld: /pokes at open flame with stick

ICrappedMyHunterPence: /inadvertently sets hair on fire

PattonOswalt: This is no good, guys. Our team has zero communication ability. We need to develop a language.

BerkmansWorld: /throws antelope into fire

GRAAAAAAAAAA

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ICrappedMyHunterPence: ME WANT TO TALK ABOUT ME

BerkmansWorld: F*** THAT ME WANT TO TALK ABOUT ME

PattonOswalt: Ugh. You know what this team needs? We need to evolve into a group of guys who possess a sense of altruism.

ICrappedMyHunterPence: CAN ME BORROW YOUR ANTELOPE CORPSE

BerkmansWorld: NO

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ICrappedMyHunterPence: what do you want to talk about

BerkmansWorld: i don't know, what do you want to talk about

ICrappedMyHunterPence: i'm hungry

BerkmansWorld: sorry man, i kind of killed and ate a lot of antelopes

there is no more fauna in this geographical location, we have to wander elsewhere

PattonOswalt: Come on, guys. We are never going to make the playoffs without sustainable agriculture.

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ICrappedMyHunterPence: /toils in field

BerkmansWorld: /builds shelter out of antelope bones

ICrappedMyHunterPence: grrr i hate this stupid tool, i can only till the fields a few feet at a time

PattonOswalt: Guys, guys, guys. This team needs to discover the wheel.

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ICrappedMyHunterPence: /tills field with ox-driven wheeled plow

BerkmansWorld: /runs over antelope with chariot

BerkmansWorld: man, today i was out conquering a neighboring city-state but my wooden sword fell apart!

PattonOswalt: I'm sick of it. You know what this team needs? This team needs to harness the technology of metal smelting.

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ICrappedMyHunterPence: /fastens together house with hammer and nails

BerkmansWorld: /slaughters antelope with scythe

ICrappedMyHunterPence: i'm bored

PattonOswalt: This team is not winning the NL Central without an appreciation for art.

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ICrappedMyHunterPence: /does wood carving of a duck flying over a pond

BerkmansWorld: /paints image of antelope falling off a cliff

BerkmansWorld: wheeee!

ICrappedMyHunterPence: I want to do this stuff all day. Work sucks! I don't want to ever work again!

PattonOswalt: I've said it before, and I'll say it again. This team has no chance in the wild card race until we learn how to build some sort of steam-powered apparatus.

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ICrappedMyHunterPence: /warms hands on blast furnace

BerkmansWorld: /decapitates antelope via locomotive

BerkmansWorld: This is awesome! The Industrial Revolution f***ing rules! I want to tell everyone about this!

PattonOswalt: Guys! What this team needs is a massive communications infrastructure that affords us the opportunity to develop services such as telephones, television, and the Internet.

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ICrappedMyHunterPence: WHOA

WHOA I'M IN A CHAT ROOM

PattonOswalt: but you were already

nevermind

BerkmansWorld: /blogs about killing antelope

BerkmansWorld: Wow. Things are just about perfect right now.

BerkmansWorld: I'm bored again.

ICrappedMyHunterPence: Let's test the safety of our fragile existences and stumble into a series of foolhardy technological advances!

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ICrappedMyHunterPence: /turns on light bulb that is powered by emotions

BerkmansWorld: /kills antelope with mind

PattonOswalt: Guys.

PattonOswalt: Our team is never going to win unless we have better players.

ICrappedMyHunterPence: hahaha no s***