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Jim Thome and Manny Ramirez suddenly find themselves playing for the same team again. Their mission: to travel the United States on a tandem bicycle and reunite the 1997 Cleveland Indians AL Championship team in Los Angeles. Will they succeed, or will I stop when I get to like, Chad Ogea and run out of jokes? Only time will tell. Part 3 of the Dugout special event is after the jump.

The Dugout

	WordUpThome: "TRENIDAD HUBBARD WENT TO HIS CUPBOARD TO FEED HIS POOR DOGS AND PETS"
	WordUpThome: "WHEN HE GOT THERE, THE CUPBOARD WAS BARE, AND THEY TRADED HIS DOG TO THE METS"
	WordUpThome: THAT IS LITERALLY EVERY POSSIBLE JOKE I HAVE FOR YOU, DO YOU WANT TO BE ON OUR TEAM
	MyThreeDads: yes very much so
	MannyTheTorpedoes: when he go sleddeng for winter he is trenidad an toboggan
	WordUpThome: SON OF A BI
	Online Host Later, in the Former San Francisco Giants Disgraced By Allegations of Steroid Abuse Chatroom!
	MannyTheTorpedoes: barry bons!!!!!
	WordUpThome: I CAN SEE HOW YOU WOULD THINK THAT BUT NO WE ARE NOT HERE TO OFFER BARRY BONDS A JOB
	WordUpThome: DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHEN BUD SELIG PUT ALL OF THE OWNERS IN A ROOM AND MADE THEM SWEAR NOT TO OFFER BARRY BONDS A JOB
	MannyTheTorpedoes: o ya sry
	MannyTheTorpedoes: kevin mitchell rapport!!!!
	WordUpThome: HE'S NOT IN HERE, HE'S IN THE STEROID CHATROOM QUEUE WITH BRADY ANDERSON AND 3/4THS OF A HOUSEDCAT
	MannyTheTorpedoes: marvin bernard
	WordUpThome: NOT AN INDIAN, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT GUY WAS MY TEAM IN MANIAC MANSION
	MannyTheTorpedoes: mark carreon
	WordUpThome: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS
	WordUpThome: NO, MARK CARREON IS NOT ALIVE ANYMORE HE DIED CROSSING THE DESERT AND WAS EATEN BY VULTURES
	MannyTheTorpedoes: ummm who else
	CarsonCrusher: Hey guys, what's going on in this chatroom?
	WordUpThome: MATT WILLIAMS YOU OLD D-BACK HOW ARE THEY HANGING
	CarsonCrusher: really small and tightly clenched to the body. What have you guys been up to?
	WordUpThome: NOT MUCH WE JUST GOT BACK FROM TRENIDAD AFTER GETTING OREL, WHERE OUR CHIPS WERE DIGESTED BY COLON
	CarsonCrusher: were ... wait, what
	WordUpThome: WE ARE REPURPOSING THE 1997 INDIANS AS 2009 DODGERS IN AN ENMADDENED QUEST TO FINALLY GET A WORLD SERIES RING
	MannyTheTorpedoes: um jim i got a worl series ring with boson red sogs
	CarsonCrusher: Yeah, and I already won one with the Diamondbacks in 2001.
	MoralOrel: wait, is that what we're doing? I've already got one of those too, I won with the Dodgers back in-
	WordUpThome: HEY EVERYBODY WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE F UP FOR A SECOND I AM TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION
	CarsonCrusher: sorry
	MoralOrel: sorry
	MannyTheTorpedoes: /earmuffs
	WordUpThome: SORRY PALS I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET ALL FUDGICLE ON YOU, TIMES ARE TOUGH ALL OVER
	CarsonCrusher: how much does this pay?
	WordUpThome: HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
	MannyTheTorpedoes: millon dollar man an vurgal
	CarsonCrusher: that's good, 'cause I've got to pay off this debt I've incurred importing this gross palette of hammerhead shark testosterone from Indo-China.
	MannyTheTorpedoes: that loogs good can i try soem
	CarsonCrusher: Sure! You into drugs?
	MannyTheTorpedoes: alegendly
	WordUpThome: I WILL GIVE YOU MY MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TOO PENDING YOU KEEP YOUR LEARNED-IT-BY-WATCHING-YOU MARIO BROTHERS POT-BOX AWAY FROM MANNY
	MannyTheTorpedoes: i used a vagnal shampoo on my head by aciden an it say i did strds
	CarsonCrusher: alright, I'm in
	Online Host Matt Williams has joined the Los Angeles Dodgers!
	CarsonCrusher: But before I head out, would anybody be interested in buying a googol of green and orange DNA mutagens in plastic I.V. bags from me?
	MoralOrel: Hm, what do they do?
	CarsonCrusher: if you chase them with propaganda films they turn you into Blanka from Street Fighter
	MoralOrel: What does that mean? Do I want that?
	MannyTheTorpedoes: do u have a lady version that turn you into chum li

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