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The "youth movement" continues in Los Angeles, as Jim Thome and Manny Ramirez continue their countrywide trip to reunite the championship hopeful 1997 Cleveland Indians on the championship hopeful 2009 Dodgers. If you've missed where they've been so far, check out the numbered links below. If you haven't, and you are still somehow entertained by caps lock and typos, continue after the jump to read part seven of our epic special event.Previously on It's Tribe Time Now
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The Dugout
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WordUpThome: EXQUEEZE ME THE MEAT TREE HAVE YOU SEEN MARQUIS GRISSOM HE IS THE LAST OF OUR MOHICANS |
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GripSoda: fa the last time jim i told you i aint dmitri young, I'M marquis grissom |
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WordUpThome: ARE YOU SURE -- YOU ARE PUDGY AND STAND ON FIRST BASE FOR THE NATIONALS THE MARQUIS GRISSOM I REMEMBER LOOKED MORE LIKE THE REPLACEMENT ANT VIV VERSION OF WILLIAM "MAYS" HAYES FROM THE FILM MAJOR LEAGUE 2: BOOK OF SHADOWS |
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GripSoda: do you see me choking the hell out of a lady cop |
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WordUpThome: NO |
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GripSoda: do you see me whipping a bat at somebody and then using their skull as a bong |
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WordUpThome: WHAT'S A BONG |
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GripSoda: i told you, i coach first base now, do you see me... hey hold on a minute, ADAM. ay yo ADAM |
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GitErDunn: Yes, coach? |
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GripSoda: what you doin |
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GitErDunn: Losing to the Phillies, coach. But I was taking tonight's game off to eat my lunch! |
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GripSoda: what ya moms pack |
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GitErDunn: Bologna with cheese, a mini bag of Fritos, and a tube of Gogurt! |
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GripSoda: gimme da gogurt |
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GitErDunn: But that's my dessert! I get to eat that if I finish my sandwich! |
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GripSoda: lose tha spoon muthaf***a gimme da gogurts |
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GitErDunn: /hands over Gogurt |
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GripSoda: yee /sucks on tube nah jim i'm marquis grissom, dmitri young ain't even play for the team this year, i don't know where he went, might be retired |
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GripSoda: last i heard the busta was tryin ta freebase dippin dots |
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WordUpThome: I THINK EVERYONE IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES WOULD ENJOY A FREE BASE |
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WordUpThome: THIS RECREATIONAL SWEETS USE IS ALL WELL AND GOOD, BUT WHAT ARE WE TO DO MAYBE MANNY IS HAVING BETTER LUCK |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: u member when you were in prank wor w/ vally an zag an slader stoled vally masgot so then they stoal u |
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Screech: /makes "oh no" gesture with hands over mouth |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: u member when jessy spano did drug an was so scare u member when belding wife got trap insite a elevater an zag had to give birth to babby |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: how is babby formed |
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Screech: /shrugs shoulders, gives high five |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: /is high-fived do u know where morgeese grissom is |
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Screech: /wanders off |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: u member when zag morras fine out he is inian an then chief henry dies an he can go to the trag meet |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: morgeese use to be a inian an we wanna fine him so he gan play for our dotchers an... oh no hole on let me esplain beter |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: /searches body for pinned-on note |
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Screech: /provides mild amusement |
| **Online Host** Meanwhile, back in the Washintgon Nationals Clubhouse Chat! |
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WordUpThome: THANKS FOR HEARING ME OUT, MARQUIS, WITH YOUR EXPRESSED WRITTENED CONSENT WE CAN NOW PLAY MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yee aight say what you bring fa lunch |
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WordUpThome: I PURCHASED A COOLER FROM BIG LOTS! FOR ONLY NINE DOLLARS AND FILLED IT TO THE BRIM WITH VIENNA SAUSAGES |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: gimme dem lil snausages |
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WordUpThome: ALL OUT OF SAUSAGES |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: ya playin righ how bout you tip that bitch on its side and lemme drink dat sausage water |
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WordUpThome: WELL SURE GRIP; SHARING IS WHAT SHARON LIKES, BUT CAN WE COUNT ON YOU FOR THE BASEBALL |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what da f*** is baseball |
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WordUpThome: THE SPORT, THE JOB YOU ARE PAID TO PERFORM |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what da f*** is "performing a job" |
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KanyeFeelTheLoveTonight: yo Jim I know you're doing a Dugout and I'mma let you finish, but Jennie and Jim is the best Dugout special event OF ALL TIME |
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KanyeFeelTheLoveTonight: The best Dugout special event of ALL TIME! |
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WordUpThome: WHAT IN THE WINE WINE WORLD OF SPORTS WAS THAT |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: old meam |
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WordUpThome: HEY MANNY MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME OUT WITH THIS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT A "BONG" IS |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: bong james bong, like in spies |
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WordUpThome: THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING WE SHOULD ALL HAVE |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aww yee thats what im talkin about, hole up, i aint marquis grissom but i'll play bench for ya team |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yall wait right here imma grab my sh** an be righ back |
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WordUpThome: LOL BYE |
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