Khloe Kardashian Getting Married to Lamar Odom ... This Weekend!!1!!1

Khloe Kardashian is getting married to Lamar Odom, y'all. But you already knew that. What you didn't know is that this ish is going down THIS FREAKING WEEKEND.

You might ask, isn't this too soon? Rationality and common sense would scream back at you, "YES!" Love, on the other hand, says, "Get bent, dude." Because that's how love rolls.

The reality star plans to marry her NBA player beau Lamar Odom this Sunday in the Los Angeles area, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE. The ceremony is being thrown together so quickly that guests are being notified by phone that formal invitations will arrive this week, the sources add.

(Quick aside: How awesome is it to be a "source" for PEOPLE that confirms that Kardashian and Odom went ring shopping? You get all the money that comes with snitching out your famous friends ... without having to deal with the fame itself. Yeah, so it's pretty cool.)

Anyway, back to the whole "getting married 15 minutes after getting engaged" thing, Timberwolves guard and YBG CEO Rashad McCants probably disagrees with the decision (tweets protected, by the way) calling Kardashian, whom he dated, a "jersey chaser." If you believe the stories that people tell in the darkened corners of NBA gossip lounges, McCants isn't the most trustworthy guy in the world. (But, hey, next to the dog-saving humanitarian that is Tyler Hansbrough, who is? Am I right?).

But maybe you don't believe those stories. And maybe you believe that Odom (not crazy at all, right?) and Kardashian (clearly a sane based solely on the fact that she became famous thanks to the internet and reality teevee) are really in love after a month of dating. Well, ma'am or sir, you are far more of an optimist than I am.

Still, congratulations to Odom and Khloe. This almost assuredly promises to be a long*, happy** marriage.

*May mean "short"
**May mean "tabloid-filled"